Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1789

By the President of the United States of America, a Proclamation. Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor–and whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested

Happy Birthday, Liz!

Today is our Lizzie’s birthday! *ahem* That is not our Liz. Our Liz is Liz LEMON. Yes, that is A Liz Lemon, but that’s not OUR Liz Lemon. …I suppose that’s close enough? Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZ! Erm. Not exactly. Surely we can do better than that. Closer, but still… Good enough. Party on, Liz,