Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1789

*ahem* Could I have a moment of your attention before you disappear into a blizzard of parades/football games/National Dog Show/cooking/eating/otherwise celebrating Thanksgiving? By the President of the United States of America, a Proclamation. Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZZY!!

Today is our Liz’s birthday! *ahem* That is A Liz, but that is not our Liz. Our Liz is Lizzy LEMON. Yes, that is A Liz Lemon, but that’s not OUR Liz Lemon. …Well. Closer! Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZ! Erm. Surely we can do better than that. Closer, but still not quite… (Or something stronger,